My mum used to say there was nothing better than biting a baby's bottom. She did this with impunity on the grounds that Diana Rigg said publicly on Parkinson that she too liked nothing better. She claimed she bit not only her own child's bottom, but any of her daughter's friends' bottoms too. If you don't believe me, here is the clip.
My nephew Alex has had a problem with biting recently. He is so cute that a little girl at nursery got carried away kissing him and gave him a little nibble on his face. Alex looks quite chuffed about his first love bite.
If you would like to bite a baby, it's probably best if you stick to baby cake pops like these ones I've made for a baby shower. At least they won't earn you time out on the naughty step.